I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
what the fuck
Im still convinced this entire movie was a mass hallucination
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
are you sure
Gif. For. Everything.
This is so wrong why is he even on this list
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Dragons because dragons are fucking awesome.
actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage
How dare those gays raise happy children in a loving home. it’s disgusting.